Bidets.

Let’s talk about them.

Everyone: Yes, yes, you’ll find them mostly in Europe. Those Europeans sure are cleanly! 

Me: Cleanly? Americans are statistically more obsessive about hygiene than Europeans and most Americans don’t feel the need to blow water up their butts all the time.

Guys.

Bidets are for hygienic butt sex.

Butt.

Sex.

T H E M E